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Home ยป Honest Food Tales – Accelerated Stall

Honest Food Tales – Accelerated Stall

August 23, 2013 by Nat & Tim 9 Comments

Accelerated Kitchen

by Maria Falvey 

pork accelarated stall

Delectable dreams

Mouthwatering images

Anticipation

Recipe confounds

Frustration builds, patience lost

Kitchenware eludes

stove

Distraction abounds

Black plumes choke screaming sirens

Night terror realized

Bitter pill swallowed

Retreat initiated

Pizza driver smirks

pizza in a box

You can find Maria on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/mariafalvey/

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Comments

  1. Maria says

    August 23, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Thanks so much for the opportunity to participate – Honest Food Tales is one of my favorite features on the Internet. I wish I had photos of the day the fire department came… and left WITH my oven in tow. *shakes head in disbelief* *laugh*

    All because I tried to sautee Brussels Sprouts! *sigh*

    Support your local chef – eat out tonight, and remember to tip your bartender and waiter *big grin*

    Reply
    • Craig Zabransky says

      August 24, 2013 at 11:33 pm

      Maria, sauteed brussel sprouts are a good cause… not normally a popular item, but oh so delicious…

      stay poetic, Craig

      Reply
    • Nat & Tim says

      August 25, 2013 at 10:05 am

      You’re so welcome and thank you for your participation even though cooking isn’t your strong point. I still have hope that some day you’ll be able to cook a nice meal without burning the house down ๐Ÿ™‚

      Reply
  2. Colleen Brynn says

    August 23, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    Haha! Love it Maria. Save me some of that pizza!

    Reply
  3. David Bennett says

    August 24, 2013 at 2:08 am

    I bet you’re a greet cook, really ๐Ÿ™‚

    What lay beneath the “distraction abounds”? Daydreaming of pizza, perhaps?

    Reply
  4. Freya says

    August 24, 2013 at 8:08 am

    haha Maria, great post. Yeah I thought it would somehow end with a pizza ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  5. Mike says

    August 24, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    LOL….sorry for the lack of focus. But, actually I fixated on that stove top and hood. I want that to cook on, Maria!!!

    Reply
  6. Ali says

    September 17, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Love it Maria! Creative as always!

    Reply

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